- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Sorry boss

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Knock knock. Is someone there?

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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