What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Women Driving.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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