What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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