- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

Snausages.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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