guess what? chicken butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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terry stockton is straight

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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