Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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feces

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Matt is not funny.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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