Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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