- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Johan showering. . . AWK

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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