- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Seth stock has a large penis

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Badgers are cool

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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