Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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