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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Womens rights

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

thermodynamics?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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