- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Ms. Smoot's class

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Keep up the fun Nero!

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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