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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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