A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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