What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Zach Barlow

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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