- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

I tell an anti joke!.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

colby doesnt shave

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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