What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Womens rights.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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I'm banging your sister.

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