Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Gay's rights

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Leave her alone...

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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