Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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