What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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You are Nerochan right?

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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