Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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american government

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Gorden Brown.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Womens rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I've got a dig bick

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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