Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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