What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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The Irish man was sober.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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