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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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