Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

im black

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

A: B: No pun intended.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

An atheist walks into a church

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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