knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

Canada AYY

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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