Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

An atheist walks into a church

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

A handicapp walks into a bar

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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