- Anti Joke

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

A Frenchman stays and fights

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Womens' Rights

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead