Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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I killed someone today. :D

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Michael Castillo is gay

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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I would rape her

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