- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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