- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

0 + 0 = 0

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

you know whats funny the letter Q

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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