- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

rape that shit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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