- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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0 + 0 = 0

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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