- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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