A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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These Jokes suck.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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