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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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