- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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