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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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