how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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