- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl die? 25.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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