Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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whats 2+2? 4

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Knock knock. Death.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Penal Dysfunction

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Anti Joke

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