- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

whats long and green? weed

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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