why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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obama

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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You.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Anti Joke

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