Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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this is not a joke

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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A man is driving down a back country road in an old beat up car going 30 mph when he notices a black horse and a white horse keeping pace with him. They keep up with him for a few miles before passing him and turning into a farm on the road. The man is quite impressed with the horses speed and follows them to the farmer and offers the farmer living there the horses in exchange for the car. The farmer says the horses are bad luck but accepts the trade, and the man walks off with the horses. The man then enters the horses in a big horse race and puts a lot of money on them. The horses immediately take the lead and are about to finish the race when the black horse trips and the white horse goes back to pick him up and end up losing. The man is furious and returns the horses to the farmer and gets his car back. The next day another man is driving in a nicer car down the same road going 50 mph when the black horse and the white horse run right past his car. Impressed with the horses speed the man trades his car to the farmer who warns him about the horses. Ignoring the farmer's warning the man enters the horses in a new race. The horses once again take the lead and are close to finishing first and second when the black horse trips and the white horse goes and picks him up again once again losing their lead. The man angrily returns the horses in exchange for his car. The next day a third man drives down the same road in a brand new sports car. While he's testing the limits of the car the horses catch up to him and run with him. Surprised by the speed of the horses the man speeds up in his car but the horses manage to keep up. The horses eventually run past the man and turn into their farm, and the man looks down and realizes that the horses had been running faster than 120 mph. The man goes to the farmer and offers his car in exchange for the horses. The farmer accepts but gives the man the same warning he gave the two men earlier. The new man just like the other two men ignores the warning and enters the horses into a race and bets a lot of money on them. This time the horse take the lead out of the gate but feet from the finish line the white horse trips and falls. The black horse seeing this goes back and helps him up once again losing the race. The man is disgusted and releases the horses into the city in hopes that they'll die out there. The two horses are wander into a bar, and the bartender looks at them and says: "hey you two why the long face?"

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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