- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

you know whats funny the letter Q

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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