Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Your Mom.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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