- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

kiss me?

The Pope

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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