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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

I am a n1gger.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

"knock knock" "Come in"

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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