Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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A Jew! Bless you.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Toaster

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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weston cage

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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No.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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