what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Woman rights.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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