- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

a person smokes weed... and gets high

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

my whole life!

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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