one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

1 + 1 = 3

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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