never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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what do u call a black person by his name

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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