- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man sat on a chair

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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