What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Your mom.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Knock knock Come in

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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These Jokes suck.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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