- Anti Joke

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings