- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

And more;

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??