- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

Lets go Yankees

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

captcha: all yer base

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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