what do you call gingers ugly.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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