what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Womens rights

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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