Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Kathy Griffin.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Hearpin my durp

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your Mom.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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