why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Your Mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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