Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Womens' Rights

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