- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Your Mom.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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