this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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