What do you call a black priest? Father

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Homosexuals are gay.

religion.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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