What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

I hate blackniggers

BOTTOM!!!

Neither have I

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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