- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Your mom.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

a man walks into a prostitute.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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