- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

One time I masturbated by myself

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??