- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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