why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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