- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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