Jerry.

try slamming a revolving door

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

womens rights

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Hey, Max!!

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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