There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Woman Rights

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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fava beans

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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How old is your mom? Old.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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