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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!