What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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