How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Your Mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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womens rights

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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