What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Badgers are cool

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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