How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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What time is it? 10:58

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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