- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

black people are white when i use night gogles

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Why did the book disappear?

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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