- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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