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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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