- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

What'sucks and white Jackson

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what did the shark do when he died.....

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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