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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Michael Castillo is gay

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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