A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

giddy goat

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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