In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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pickle sniffer

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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