Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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