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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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