Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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