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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

1 + 1 = 3

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Jimmy Saville

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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