why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Snarf Nuggets

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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