What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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