What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Im cute hehehee

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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