- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

A handicapp walks into a bar

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

roses are red, violets are blue.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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