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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

^that joke a piece of shit

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

You know what's catchy? A cold

knock, knock whos there child molestor

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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