- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

what time is it? 3:16

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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