Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

A women's opinion.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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